Dates, names and wallowing

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
Remember how she said that
We would meet again
Some sunny day

Vera! Vera!
What has become of you
Does anybody else in here
Feel the way I do ? -Pink Floyd

Just Announced! - Winter Tour 2007 – 2008, first leg

Dec 19 – Ansonia, CT
Dec 20 – Wilton, CT
Dec 21- NYC, Hasbrouck Heights,NJ
Dec 22- Rockville, MD
Dec 23- Ansonia, CT
Dec 24 - Newtown, CT
Dec 25 – Ansonia, CT

That's the first leg. The opening act is Jamie Farr. Put that in your hat and smoke it, Colonel Potter! Special guest: Fripp for the 23 and 25 Ansonia shows

Help the Needy
As we do every year, we will be collecting vibrators for the less fortunate who do not have one. Please bring a SEALED, UNUSED vibrator to the show and get an free El Dude fire axe.

Life comes at me like a freight train with dealings on both sides of the Atlantic. Long distance coordination is a bitch. Rommel really must have been a fucking genius.

Peace in Our Time
It would appear that a true and honest peace has been reached with the Empire. I was at the US embassy today getting something notarized so that Darth can refinance the house when she buys me out.

At first I couldn't find the embassy. Then I saw all the armored cars (Spanish Military) and the concrete poles to keep out suicide trucks and I thought “Yeah, I'm home!” Thank you Shrubby for flushing our credibility down the toilet like a used condom and a parking ticket.

EMBASSY GUY: Looks like your taking out a loan.
EL DUDE: Actually, I'm getting divorced and my ex is buying me out of the house and this is so she can refinance.
EMBASSY GUY: I want you as my lawyer!

This conversation actually happened, verbatim. I am my own lawyer, my civil servant brother. And you, out there in blog land! Last time I checked my original lawyer, Brian, was still ALIVE! There was a time when a bounty on a man's head did wonders. All you had to do was pony up the cash and an asshole was dead. Those were better days.

As i type, Real Madrid is tar and feathering Lazio of Italy in the final match of the Champions League Group Stage. Both Madrid teams are on fire and I am like a pig wallowing in its own excrement.

When I don't eat I don't shit and when I don't shit I don't eat!
-Spanky Ham, Drawn Together