Tales from Vactationland

It's the parents fault! Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

-Bender, Futurama

Note to self: The Mets only win if i watch. I must watch more Mets games.





New Tour Dates: Summer 2008 "Kicking ass under the overpass" Tour

July 22 - New Milford, NJ
July 23 - 26 Londonderry, VT
July 27 - Boston, MA

Got fuel to burn, got roads to drive
-Neil Young

Saw the Smith Tribe this weekend, as well as Sly and the family Sheridan. Listened to a lot of Beatles with the boys. Went kayaking. Swam off of a Norwalk beach. Had a few barbecues. Had a load of laughs. Hunted the two boys mercilessly with a water gun rifle. But I had my own battle scars:

• Sneaker to back of head
• Nasty razor slash on right index finger (not so good for drumming in VT)
• Blister on right heel (even worse for drumming)
• Canoe oar to mouth (thanks Connor!). No harm no foul. I was fine.

I am the Eggman
I am the Eggman
I am the Walrus
Coo coo, kachoo!
_ the Beatles, as sung by Connor "Conman" Smith, age 4.
*Author's note: his voice is very raspy and sounds like Gilbert Godfrey