Segundo Mano

I know you're hoping to find
Someone who's gonna give you piece of mind
When times go bad
When times go rough
Won't you lay me down in tall grass
And let me do my stuff

I'm just second hand news
I'm just second hand news
-Fleetwood Mac

• I am still looking for a second hand drum kit. So many cub scouts trying to sell me shit. I said to this one guy, "can i take the train way the hell out to where you are?"
  "Yes, but how will you get the kit home?"
  "Well, i can come back for it or can you drive it to my flat for the price of gas?"
  "Well, you can see the photos. You don't need to come out here unless you want it."
  "Well i'd LIKE TO HEAR HOW THEY SOUND! I COULD GIVE A MONKEY'S BALLS HOW THEY LOOK!"
  "What?"
  "I only care how they sound."
  silence
  "Okay, i'll ask my dad if we can drive them back to your flat."
  YOUR DAD???????"
  Somebody. Help me please. It's amateur hour.