Let the hammer fall (part 3)

Feeling unlimited
Eyes on the prize
Changes never end
Never End
-Rush

• It's supposed to be 20C tomorrow. That's like when Jan and Mel were here in '07. happy anniversary gals!!!!
• Maybe it was a date. Kevin, my newly appointed life coach, assures me it was. Maybe that was why i didn't let Ashley know when i bit into something hard in my hummus. I heard a crunch. Very disturbing. Then i felt it with my tongue and it was rock hard. I quietly slipped it into my pocket without her knowing in case it was a crown. I searched with my tonugue and it felt like i had all of my teeth. When i got home i saw it was a little white rock. What the hell? Never going back there again. A miracle i didn't break any of my teeth. Who writes the script for my life, Lenny Bruce? I went on a first date and tehre was a stone in my hummus! Who does that happen to?
  
• I am spring cleaning. Everything must go! Chema is working tonite, so i can fill the sitting room with my shit so i can clean.
• I found all of my tools under my bed. Then a baby cucaracha ran across the floor. The nearest thing to me was a hammer. I went nuclear on that little guy and smashed him into a spot of grease. That's my new cucaracha killer.
  
• Bettina resurfaced. I gave up after several tries at meeting up with her. She always said 'we' when making plans. "We'll see you ...." I didn't know if it was a homage to Aynn Rand's ANTHEM or if she was scared to go out with me alone. Spanish women are nuts. She said she'll see me at the gig. She also doesn't go out on Fridays. Very odd. But we'll see what happens.
  
• Ashley will be at the gig too. As will Elisa, the Italian bird. Fight over me gals. Fight over me! I'll get the Jello!
• This life coach thing is working already!!!