Dark side of the moon bounce

• Jueves. The end to a very slow work week. Full week next week. Euros! Woo hoo!
• Carlos Delgado is on fire! And the Marlins look awesome. What the hell?
• I went to J and J's for happy hour. It was very happy. All the guiris (foreigners) hanging out. I met this cute English chick. She just got here. I am old enough to be her father. Doh!
• I am having a BBQ on Sabado because Chema and Anita are in Italy. Hooray! I can only hope, like so many before them , that they'll be gunned down in the Rome airport. Chema is the laziest man i have ever met. I grow weary of living with such a slob. And i am a slob myself!
  
• "I like socialism," he told me last week. No shit, Sam Spade. Never would have guessed that one. When the penguins taught us the 7 Deadly Sins in grammar school, i thought, sloth, seriously? Now i know.
• I did not put any 'goop' in my hair today and I came home from work and it looked like a Afro. Does this make me an Afro-American?
• Ugh! I'm running out of material after two years! Forgive me.
• I have lived in this flat for over a year. First time i've lived in one place for a year since 2006. No wonder i feel antsy.
• Annie Greco was 2 years old on April 11th. Tempus fugit. Susan is having her party at a coffee house this coming Saturday where they will see a kids band she loves; Rocnocerous. One of their albums is called, and joke you not, 'Dark Side of the Moon Bounce."