If I were a swan, I'd be gone.
If I were a train, I'd be late.
And if I were a good man,
I'd talk with you more often than I do.

If I were to sleep, I could dream.
If I were afraid, I could hide.
If I go insane, please don't put
Your wires in my brain.
-Pink Floyd

TOUR DATES

Here´s new dates for me in Europe and North America:
Jul 27 - 31: London.
Aug 1: Hasbrouck Heights NJ
Aug 2 - 5: Washington DC

My entire trip will go until about the 20th of Sept.

Hope to see you all. The closer to the first set; me singing ¨Texas has a Whorehouse in it!¨while dressed like Margaret Thatcher is just priceless. Almost as good as my duet with Bette Midler on ¨Black Dog.¨Almost.