Lagged

Quote of the Day

I used to love her
but I had to kill her
-Guns and Roses

Can’t sleep- stupid jet lag. Went to a cervezaria tonight and had Iberian ham. You stand up at the bar to eat and they give you tapas. Instead of free peanuts or olives, they gave me free pork rinds. All I needed was the bacon y queso bocadilla and I would have had the pork trifecta! Shame I got full.

Then I walked around. EVERYTHING is different, even the supermarket. It’s like bizarro world. Lots of cans of things with sardines. Things are so much slower here too. People seem to truly live their lives. I’m looking for roommates if anyone wants to join me!

Something in this kitchen smells funky. I haven’t looked in the freezer yet. I’m afraid I may find a head or something. This place is scary! Got to get out next month before I’m stabbed in the shower. The frigid water will wash away all the DNA evidence.

Still wary of the weenie washer. It just doesn’t seem kosher. But I like that you can buy a beer at a bar IN the subway. Need to try that someday. And you don’t need a paper bag!

There’s a loud racket coming out from the street. It’s 23:52 but it sounds like a chainsaw. Do they have the mob here in Madrid?