Thursday, January 4, 2007

Paternity in the Afternoon

48 hours from now i'll be in the airport, beginning my trek, and not soon enough. Darth is driving me batshit. I got my passport, took my paternity test and now have a list of errands a yard long before I meet Jamey for the last Caps game for a while.

"Paternity test?!!!" did I hear you say, dear bloggee. Oh yes. They swabbed my mouth for epithelial cells, finger printed me and made me sign where it said "alleged father." How did I get here? How did this happen? Darth- you broke my heart.

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