Not Phunny

Lunes 0:27

Inside outside. Leave me alone.
Inside outside. Nowhere is home.
Inside outside, Where have I been?
Out of my brain on the five fifteen.
-The Who

I am watching Canal Ocho – PBTV (Playboy TV). It's a veritable hooterama! The Euros are so less uptight about sex than Americans. There was a reason why the English kicked the Puritans out of Britain.

Is it possible I am becoming oversexed here?

Fuck that!

Although, Maria and I do have a hard time getting out of la cama (the bed). I explained to her today what quicksand was.

Speaking of which, time to hang my laundry and go to bed.

Holy Crap! Now channel Ocho is showing infomercials for sex phone chats. There's a topless woman with a Cleopatra hat on. But what's really disturbing is a naked guy lying on his back with a Mexican wrestler mask on masturbating. They just covered a girls thighs in whip cream. Who needs the chat line???

The next channel had a one woman pounding another with a pink dildo. And the next channel showed close up male – female penetration, all for sex chat lines! The next channel has a photo of a woman in a nurses hat giving a dude a blow job and she has deep tonsils! So this is what folks do on Domingo Noche!

Okay, he created quite a mess in her mouth. Now i see why people don't care if they don't have the Internet. This place is crazy!

I am never leaving Spain.

Martes 14:24

Still looking for flats. This has been a bitch. I can get the Internet now but my credit on my phone ran out and I don't want to go out and recharge it with the washing machine on, which takes 2 hours for some reason. I have to get used to the land of inconvenience again. Oh USA you tart, how you spoiled me!

And I can't recharge my phone over the Internet now because they are having technical difficulty. Guess I'm going out.

Walking the Wire

Conform or be cast out
-Rush

All love is groovy
-El Dude

Dear El Dude...

These are confusing times, i guess. I have a friend from the local bar who is a teacher, just a bit younger than me and Spanish. She told me last night that she's having an affair with an 18 year old boy. She's haunted because she loves him and he loves her, but then there is society to think about. She is friends with his family and taught him years ago. Plus she is a teacher. Ay Carumba! This women is no flake either. She really loves him.

He will be leaving to study abroad in January, but til then, she doesn't know what to do.

I say “go for it.” Enjoy a beautiful thing, knowing that it will end in January. El Dude: Trans – Atlantic sex columnist!

Going Under
The Collapse of the Mets was epic. I am so grateful that i did not watch it. I say the Angels win it all over...hmmm...does it matter? ...Over Philly. Phuckers!