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Photo: dog biscuit, Mr. President?

This fan is my life....
I am dead without my fan
-Full Metal Jacket (as adapted by El Dude for Spain)

AC is an amazing invention. I only wish we had some. We really live in some kick ass luxury in the USA. I will be back in 2 weeks.

Time is an ice cube, always melting. Melting.

As Season 3 of the Spanish Exile comes to a close, i think, what have we learned?

-All women i date eventually take a mental bungee jump. Some just take longer than others. It must be something with my aura

-Don't ever put the charger for your phone in the llavadora (washing machine)

-Some cockroaches are bigger than others

-Always pee before you get on the Metro

-If you want a really good steak, go to the States

-Never speak Spanish to a Chinese person

-There are many parks named for San Isidro in Madrid

-Don't pee off of the terrace. There may be people down there. Angry people.

-It is possible for your elbows to sweat

-Pants suck

-There are so many hot topless chicks at the public pool that if it was a book in the Bible, it would be a reading from the book of Heuteronomy

-El Dude is old

-George W. Bush is Satan's Toy Fox Terrier

Thank you for playing along at home.