Resurrection

photo: Peruvian Dinner - American Laura, El Dude, Selene - opposite Peruvian chick, Brazilian chick, Duarte

Now i'm free of what you are
-Audioslave

48 hours completely La Wackadoo free. My hair looks shinier. My teeth straighter and whiter. My butt more firm. My schlong looks larger.

Ah.... burning bridges. Mum told me never to do it but i only listened to approximately half of what she said. Sorry. Let's say 51%. That's more than half!

Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun
Oh but mama, that's where the fun is!
-Bruce Springsteen

The paper today said that it's going to get hot because of the summer African winds. And just where the hell do I live that the weather in Africa affects me? How did this happen?

PS. I hate Africa! It's a shithole!

How you know it's time to visit the US;

• My gel deodorant is down to nubs. I need to bootleg more back when i return

• I could possibly kill for a piece of real southern fried chicken

• My skin is so dry and itchy, just begging for some humidity

• I had a dream about mooning Shrubby on E Street in front of the White House

• Baseball on the radio sounds like Demi Moore eating chocolate and reading Playboy Forum aloud

  Hell yes. Time to return for a spell.

She dodged behind the sofa,
She tore down a curtain rod,
But Victor came slowly after her:
Said; 'Prepare to meet thy God.'

He stood there above the body,
He stood there holding the knife;
And the blood ran down the stairs and sang,
'I am the Resurrection and the Life!'
-WH Auden