(a photo i tampered with to make lighter of Jesus and Satan)
We were making bets all night.
SATAN: I'll bet you a typhoon in Micronesia that you can't that you can't get the chairman of Barclays to donate 100 Euros to the poor.
JESUS: Alright, but when i do, you need to curb AIDS in Africa by 5%
SATAN: 3% and you've got a deal!
JESUS: 4%
SATAN: Done!
JESUS: You're going down bitch!
SATAN: Long live W Bush!!!!!
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Vote like your life depended on it. It actually might.
I hope that tomorrow the country of my birth will have a new lease on life. And i hope that if Obama wins he lives up to his promises, or at least tries to.
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