If the boobs don't fit...

• Thanks for all the Ludachrismas, Festivus and Cockmas Cards!
• Thanks to all of you who expressed your concern about my most recent crisis with robots from the future. While many of you are skeptical, which i understand, if the boobs don't fit - there must be something wrong. And this chick's boobs just didn't match her. I notice these things as i have studied boobs for most of my natural life. While most of you know i did my undergrad in English at Fairfield and have an MBA from GW, very few of you know i have a masters in Hooterology from Beaver College in PA. Trust me, this chick is a cyborg.
• 5 hours of class tomorrow. I think i'm up to it. I believe i have turned the corner with this flu.
• Were the Giants and Seahawks games great or what? That Giants game was one for the ages. I hope too be at Dubliners on Feb 1 (2nd here) watching the Giants defend their title against San Diego Chargers. That's right! I am picking the Chargers. I am provocative as well as insane.
  
• Tomorrow is going to be nuts. Merry Ludachrismas if i don't get to blog before then. Peace on Earth!