Thanksgivings, Dates and Star Wars

I don't know how it happened
It all took place so quick
But all I can do is hand it to you
And your latest trick
-Dire Straits

• THE 2008 Dumb Ass Award goes to Plaxico Burress for shooting himself in the thigh. Nice one man! And now he has to face criminal charges for shooting himself! This is why people should not have guns. And he's fucking with the Giants' season.
  
• Thanksgiving was awesome. I myself carved the roast beast. Once again the turkey was on the table when i carved with the Spaniards gawking as i cut and snapped. "You look very comfortable with a knife and a turkey," said our one friend Rodrigo.
  
• Patricia and i went to the Star Wars Exhibit yesterday. It was really fun. It was the same one i saw in London last year. I am a Star Wars Exhibit Groupie!!!! She also came along for Thanksgiving and we had a great time.
• Then i watched Atletico go undefeated for the 10th game in a row with a 4-1 one ass kicking of Racing Santander. It was about -7C, or as we like to say here, fucking cold.
• I'd tell you what was going on with Patricia, but i don't rightly know. I'm not being coy, i just don't know. She talks in big huge arcs like a history professor, but is very smart. At least i think so. It can be very hard to understand her at times, fucking Spanish. But everyone says my Spanish is improving. I have to learn to speak well if only to throw it in the face of the common every day person who berates me on my Spanish because it's not perfect, to which i ask "How's your English D-bag?" All that follows is "Que, Que?". Ha ha. Don't mess with El Dude. I don't suffer fools lightly. Excepting myself, and Frippy. I love that guy!
• Now i am watching Revenge of the Sith in Spanish. I will learn this fucking language if it kills me. And if it kills me, i won't go down alone!