Clearly

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
George W. Bush: Reuters, 5 May, 2000

One more week and Shrubby is gone! Until then, relive the madness sight here.

Terminator girl called. She has her test on Saturday, so i told her i would help her on Miercoles. I have to find out what she REALLY wants from me. Then i'm going short circuit her with a tampered microwave take her to the woods and melt her futuristic alloy with flares and hydrochloric acid. How many pharmacies do you think i'll have to go to before one gives me hydrochloric acid?

Unless she was sent to protect me? I f*#king hate time travel paradox. But she's definitely a machine. If the boobs don't fit...

Most disturbingly, the following conversations all actually took place.

BO-Dude what is up with Monica, she was all over you last night. Thant girl can't keep her hands off of you.EL DUDE- You know i thought that was kind of odd. You think? I'm so used to Spanish women being all paws.BO- Dude, that girl is always all over you. Do you like her?
EL DUDE- Man, she lives with her boyfriend! He was there! That was THEIR house!
BO- Are you serious?
EL DUDE-Yeah, Fernando is her boyfriend.
BO- No shit. Wow, and he's a good looking guy too. Surprising.
EL DUDE- Are you saying I'm not good looking?
BO- No, he's just really good looking.
EL DUDE- Alright, now you're scaring me.

(This was a 2^nd New Years Party since we were all away. You picked a number out of a hat and then fed the other person grapes, for good luck)

BO- I had a big scary man putting grapes into my mouth. Who were you paired with?
EL DUDE- Monica.(Pause). Oh man...., do you think...
BO- Aw Dude, she totally rigged it so she could put grapes in your mouth!

(at this point our whole table, the rest all girls, cracks up.)

EL DUDE:-Ahh man. I'm putting it all together now. She said to me “You're a really cool guy,...and i mean that in a non-sexual way.” Dude you don't say that unless....

THE ENTIRE TABLE: You mean it in a sexual way!

(more laughter)

Great. The gal who lives with her boyfriend is hitting on me. Wonderful. No freaking thank you!

Last Thursday -

BO- So, Juan, is this girl Jay met at your party hot?
JUAN- Oh yeah. Bettina's very beautiful.
BO- Is she insane?

I love how that was the 2^nd thing he asked. Thanks a lot. So much to look forward to in '09. Psycho women and killer robots. It's going to be a hell of a year.