Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Devil Cure

"And truth of the matter is, a lot of reports in Washington are never read by anybody. To show you how important this one is, I read it, and [Tony Blair] read it."
George. W. Bush, On the publication of the Baker-Hamilton Report (assessing the state of the war in Iraq), Washington DC, 7 December, 2006

Well, at least we know he can read.

I am getting better but the cure is as bad as the disease. You really feel like hell as this technicolor snot leaves your system, 1,000 tissues later. If I was vampire i'd never get sick. I haven't been sleeping well (wouldn't have to worry about that either if i was a vamp) but class got canceled today (with pay!) so i went back to bed. And man did i sleep. When you lower the shutters my room is like a cave. A bone dry cave. But i shall be back on my feet by the weekend.

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I am becoming more and more psychotic. I mean psychic. Sorry. You knew about the former.

I think about something and then it happens. I think about someone and then i get news about them the next day. But i can't control it. I never know what it means until it happens. What good is that?

Am i evolving, like the X-Men? If i was a mutant that would explain 40 years of questions.

Holy sh*t! What if that's what Terminator Girl wants with me!!!! What if i'm a missing link? I see her tomorrow. I'm just going to ask her straight out. Then I'm going to melt her down into a cigarette lighter.

I think the antibiotics are messing with my head now.

Release me!
-Pearl Jam

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