And i quote....

Well, I got a comment a few weeks ago from an 18 year old, Dizzy Lizzy. How she found my blog, i'll never know. She wrote:

“It appears you really like quotes. Do you use them when you speak?”

My response was as follows;

“O Eternal Bitch!”
-Homer, the Illiad (so as not to be confused with Homer Simpson)

I suppose this is an attempt at that new craze they call sarcasm. But the answer is yes. All the time.

You're such a stupid girl
-Neil Young

Actually, i couldn't find out how to send it to her. But I had it all ready, dammit. Stupid Internet.

Plague

I have seen so many blind people and folks with broken arms today. It's an epidemic.

In case anyone should need it, my new address is

5 Calle Urgel
Atico
Madrid, Spain
28019

Please send porn, music, firearms, antidepressants, socks and Montreal steak seasoning! Not necessarily in that order.

20:38

It just rained cats and frogs here. That NEVER happens. We are in drought so we really need the water. So that's good. The problem is things are so dry that streets became rivers in no time and I'm sure a lot of it was lost. That's bad.

Comrade

I booked my hostel – 25 E a day. Can't beat that! Moscow on the cheap. This way I can spend my money on vodka and whores and souvenirs! I'm staying at the Yellow Blue Bus Hostel in Moscow. I'm a bit colorblind, but isn't that a green bus? I hope it's one of those with all the naked college chicks, sans ax murderers.

This whole trip seems surreal. I've always wanted to go to Moscow ever since i studied Soviet history at Fairfield with that senile old coot – what the hell was his name? Started with a B. I remember once he mixed up dates on the syllabus. I had missed the last class and walked into a Soviet History test blind. Talk about a nightmare. How I got a C+ is anyone's guess. But it didn't really make a difference in my life that i can see.

Dinner: California Curry Chicken (Over Basmati rice with artichokes). Not bad. But i'm full already – i ate so much chicken while waiting a light year for the rice. I'm getting used to these crazy electric burners. Haven't had them since i lived in the Townhouses at college.

Listening to: Les Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade Live. Dinner music for affable schizophrenics.

I had six scheduled classes today. I taught four and got paid for five. I can live with that.

Happy Fucking Lunes people!

There was a time
-Mr. GoodCat, Lucky Number Slevin