Play it again dude

I gave you a brand new ford
and you said "i want a Cadillac"
I bought you a ten dollar dinner
and you said "thanks for the snack"!
I let you live in my penthouse
you said it was just a shack!
I gave you seven children
and now you wanna to give 'em back!
-BB King

Fucking fucking Lunes!


i'm getting to old for this shit. First, i woke up to no power here. It was a miracle I woke up at 7:15 in time for work. But that was the first and last one of the day.

Okay, here's the rub. As I admitted before, once and only once, i am an international man of mystery. A spook. A spy. Double 00107.

So i had to book two plane tickets to throw the enemy off. One to Moscow. One to Morocco. So i am going to Casablanca on Viernes.

Sounds so cool, eh?

Now here's the real story;

The Martian called last Jueves. Texted me actually, when Getafe went up 1-0 on Bayern Munich, a perpetual football powerhouse, in the UEFA Cup. This David is vs. Goliath, Woody Allen vs. Andre the Giant, Tatoo vs. Mr. Rourke, Warren Sapp vs. Mary Lou retton! I texted back saying i was going to Moscow. He said he 'd meet me there. I was like “AWESOME!”


The Martian was watching the game on TV because Ladrup is the coach of a Getafe, a Danish football legend (which explains why we saw a Getafe jersey in a Copenhagen bar. Bayern tied it up in the 89th minute! It was 2-2 on aggregate which meant extra time. In the first ten minutos, Getafe scored not one but two goals! At around the 22nd minute, Getafe made a blunder and allowed a goal. Bayern attacked and attacked. They just kept coming like the Luffwafte! And Luca Toni, my favorite player who ever played for Palermo, headed a ball past the keeper the last play of the game. It was 3-3 on aggregate but Bayern had more away goals and advanced. The crowd at Alonzo Perez Collesium in Getafe was stunned. As was i. As was La Profesora. It was horrible.


You know how that rabbit feels
Going under your speeding wheels
Bright images flashing by
Like windshields towards a fly
Frozen in the fatal climb -- but the wheels of time --
Just pass you by...

Wheels can take you around
Wheels can cut you down
We can go from boom to bust
From dreams to a bowl of dust
We can fall from rockets' red glare
Down to "Brother can you spare --"
Another war -- another waste land --
And another lost generation...

-Rush



The Martian called me this morning at 8:30 AM. It appears we need fucking visas to get into Russia, which is impossible to get so soon. I researched on the web and saw nothing about this before i booked it. Most countries give you 90 days on a US passport. So much for capitalism! I was ready to spend a ton of cash on vodka and whores, but now it will never happen. Their loss. But my airfare seems to be kind of non refundable – which sucks. Well....fuck it. Better than getting to Russia and being a long haired American without an entry visa and being interrogated by the KGB!!!


Marge, if you're going to get so mad every time i do something stupid then i guess i'm just going to have to stop doing stupid things!

-Homer Simpson



But i need to re-enter Spain. And i already cleared the whole weekend of work. So I sucked it up and i am going to Casablanca. Seriously. Africa, here i come!


So that's the real scoop. But I tell chicks the spy rap cuz it gets them hot!


Bite my shiny metal ass!

-Bender, Futurama


Martes 22:15


Well, the good news is that for 75E i could change my trip, so Aug 28th i go to Moscow. I had to go to the same city. So maybe i will prime the economic pump a bit. I need to get my visa for for Russia in the USA, which i can get while i'm on holiday (dates SOON to be confirmed!).


So, it all works out in the end. I don't get ganged probed by the KGB but still go to Russia. And get to spend this weekend on the beach in Africa. Que bien!


I am listening to Billy Cobham's Spectrum. If you don't have it, for fuck sakes, just go buy it tomorrow! Billy Cobham on drums, Tommy Bolin on guitar, Jan Hammer on keyboards. If you don't like it i'll wire you the money. Seriously.


Well, that's all the news that's fit to print. See you in hell!


Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

Everything, everything, everything..
In its right place
In its right place
Right place

-Radiohead