Days of barefoot freedom

Look at you guys
have you no shame?
You give poop
a bad name

Crawl back in the butt
from whence you came
You give poop
a bad name
-Bon Jovi (as interpretted by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog)

Where am I?

Are you still here?

Damn. So much longer than i ever can have imagined.

Can you believe we've been doing this for a year and a half? Where does the time go?

I am happy to have you all here with me, my friends. And i am glad to be amongst ye this summer.

And now, wondrous stories from the third leg of the Summer 2008 New England kicks the Crap out of the Old One Tour:

-Tripp is ripped. He has muscles made of titanium. He has become a health nut and actually works out swinging a 35 pound metal ball over his head.
-Kate Tyner is doing so well. She laughed her ass off at me when i walked into the living room (after i woke up) with my hair flying in an obligatory Hendrix perm. She rocks.
-Alex Tyner (4) and I have the same haircut. She rocks too.
-I scored tickets to go see King Crimson next week with Jimbo.
-I've been to 9 states this trip.
-America is the land of choice.
-Colin, Kevin and I played hardball last Thursday and my arms ached the next day from pitching, hitting, fielding.
-I will be hosting MSNBC's Hardball November 3-7.
-Kayaking is one of the coolest things i have ever done. Bending nature to your will, without leaving any lasting carbon foot print, rocks.
-Jim and I have more Wayward Platypus songs than I ever realized. It felt great having 3 albums of music to play in VT.
-Maggie Sheridan (7) asked me if she could call me Moe on Sunday. I said "sure." I believe it came about from her hearing Jim call me Jaybo.

Everything, all the time...
-The Eagles

You can get anything you want
at Alice's restaurant
-Arlo Guthrie