Highway star

Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
It's gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh, it's a killing machine
It's got everything
Like driving power, big fat tyres
And everything
-Deep Purple

Broke 2400 miles as i arrived in Rockville, MD to Bryan and Rebecca's. Madness. Still over a week to go.

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Mother and Child Reunion, part 1

Twas the best baseball game i never saw! Mum and i attempted to go to a Bridgeport Bluefish game last night but it was rained out. It didn't matter - we had a blast, chilling in the Harbor Club. On the way there, the hail was the size of marbles and quarters! It was devastating. It may as well been frogs (tastes like chicken!). We had to pull over. It was hitting the van so hard Mum and i couldn't even speak.

So here's the deal - it's time to show Mother Nature who her Daddy is. Hail, earthquakes, tsunamis... Fuck that! You work for us, Planet Earth. And you've got some gall! You better just simmer down or we'll drill your ass for oil until you look like a shower scrunchie! Just look at Beijing. You want some more of that, bitch?

I didn't think so. So you better just fall back in line before we strip mine your ass!