the Eyes of Insomnia

-Santana and Happ are pitching their asses off. The Mets have a tough week with the Phils now and the Yanks in the Bronx come the weekend. That's just murder. Shennanigans! I shout at the schedule makers. I will be watching the games on the terazza. Early June is gorgeous here, but the 30C days are coming. Heaven help us.

The Pens won't get by The Dead Things tonight. Detroit will lift their 2nd cup in a row.

Santana just got his 1st strikeout. Boo yeah! He git through the 2nd innings with ten pitches. That is bad ass. Baseball is so beautiful.

Let's go Mets!

had to phone someone so I picked on you
Hey, that's far out so you heard him too!
Switch on the TV
we may pick him up on channel two

Look out your window I can see his light
If we can sparkle he may land tonight
Don't tell your poppa or he'll get us locked up in fright
-David Bowie

Short list of people who need to die violently soon;

• Miley Cyrus
• Billie Ray Syphillus
• Budd Selig
• The Crazy Iranian leader with the tiny schlong
• All pigeons