Wednesday, June 10, 2009

AN ORDINARY GUY

People are always amazed to find out that 3 times in the past thirty years Doctors on different continents have told me; you're incredible. You could have died.

I never know how to answer when people say; wow! What the hell are you?

What am i?

Last time i checked,
i was just an ordinary guy. Not normal, but ordinary.

The doctors always ask how much i exercise. I do walk a lot and play drums and kayak frequently when i am actually near water.

What do you eat?
People. The younger, the more tender.

What do you drink?
Liquids.

My friend Patricia called me a superhero for surviving this last encounter.
Don't you have to use your powers for good to be a superhero.


No work til Lunes!!!!! Happy Corpus Crispy Everbody!




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