(This is what it sounds like when Darth's cry)IN A STUNNING TURN OF EVENTS, THE REBELLION HAS STAGED ONE LAST OFFENSIVE ON WHAT IS NORMALLY THE ANDALUCIAN CEASE FIRE HOLIDAY OF “TIT.” THE TIT OFFENSIVE, AS IT WILL BE FOREVER KNOWN, HAS PUSHED THE EMPIRE TO THE BRINK. ALL THE STOPS WERE PULLED OUT; KAMIKAZE BOOBY-TRAPPED EWOKS, DROIDS THAT GAVE INCORRECT INFO, BANTHAS THAT WERE GIVEN ENOUGH OATMEAL TIL THEY SHIT A RIVER. THE CANTINA AT MOS EISLEY WAS TURNED INTO A BINGO PARLOR. JABBA THE HUTT WAS FORCED TO SING 'CABARET' IN A GIRDLE. THE EMPEROR WAS CAUGHT ON HOLOGRAM SMOKING CRACK WITH 3 PUTAS. THUSLY, THE EMPIRE HAS SUED FOR PEACE AND THE REBEL ALLIANCE HAS AGREED TO FAVORABLE TERMS. A HOPEFUL GALAXY AWAITS AN END TO THIS LONG DESTRUCTIVE CONFLICT...
BUT SOMEHOW, THE EMPIRE NEVER SEEMS TO FALL....
drop the leash
drop the leash
get outta my fucking face
-Pearl Jam
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