...priceless

There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

-David Bowie

Here's the Mum and the Seester in Seattle in their glory. I'm so proud to be born to a fambly where our mum still dresses in warpaint.

I'm not sure anything i can say can rival this pic. A picture is 1,000 words. How am i suppose to compete with that shit?

Here's my best shot- I'm eating tortellini stuffed with Seranno ham in a aji olia (acite de oliva con ajo: in espanol){olive oil and garlic en ingles}.

2^nd shot: Maria sent me a text message today quoting from a Marillion song from the last album- how hot is this chick!!!!

3^rd shot: I taught the yung'ins today and little 9 year old Alex (Alejandro), who i always give a high five in greeting, returned the five and then gave me a beso (kiss) on the cheek, a very male and affectionate thing here. I love teaching the kids. I don't think i could do it full time, but the hour a week i teach is a joy.

Well spank my ass;

• Yesterday was Martes Trece, Tuesday the 13^th, which is equivalent to Friday the 13^th (parts 4 thru 19). It proved to be bad luck for La Profesora as her company was crushed by a computer virus

No – fuck it, I can't top the picture of Mum with her face painted blue and green. She's the balls.

Last shot-

Maria
You've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Latina
Ave Maria
A million and one candlelight’s
-Blondie