Progress

why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling dounut
why don't you take a flying fuck at the moooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
-Kurt Vonnegut

THE BATTLE RAGES ON, WITH THE EMPIRE DESPERATE WHILE THE REBELS PRESS THEIR ADVANTAGE. THE REBELS HAVE TAKEN TATOOINE AND TURNED IT INTO A LANDFILL. DAGOBA IS BEING DEFORESTED TO RAISE BEEF FOR HAMBURGERS. AH... PROGRESS!

As the battle rages, i am sad that it has come to this. I hold none of the bloodlust that kept me so warm all the years thru my youth. I have fought these instincts so long... and I was sad they had to be reawakened for this final showdown with the Empire. I find no fucking joy in it- but fight i shall. Mercilessly, ceaselessly, until there is a just peace. Then I will be sooooooooooooooo happy to going back to be a tree-hugging hippie.

We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
Winston Churchill