Monday, November 12, 2007

CRACK THAT WHIP!


If you think I'll sit around as the world goes by
You're thinkin' like a fool 'cause it's a case of do or die.
Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had
If you think I'll let it go you're mad
You've got another think comin'.
-Judas Priest

Still no news on the American front. It is quiet in the east, while the Seester and Mum prepare for the Seahawks game in the west. I expect to hear from the Empire tonight or tomorrow, after it has consulted its Sith Lawyers. Now we play the waiting game...

Aw...the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!

-Homer Simpson

Two people actually showed up to see the flat yesterday, two women. One was a gal from Dublin, who seemed a little off, the other was a lunatic from Belgium who scared the shit out of me. She was a nervous wreck. I've seen scared cats that were calmer. Not sure if I'll call the Irish bird back or not.

Then a gal called who wanted to share her room and bed with another gal. Sweet Baby Jar Jar Binks! Don't start, foul temptress! The bed is not big enough for two and the apartment is not big enough for three. But ooh the possibilities!

Get ye to a nunnery!
-Hamlet

Spank my ass and call me Gwen!
-El Dude

I have a new dishwasher. New Washing machine today and fix the hot water on Miercoles. I bought a humidifier but it fucking leaks – i'll return that today.

And an hour before the Irish bird showed up yesterday, I lost all water in the flat. A water main broke, so I couldn't shower after coming back from Getafe earlier that afternoon. Then the water ran brown. Now it is better. Anyway, both gals who came to look at the flat had to listen to crunching blacktop and squealing machinery as they tried to fix it. Now the street's dug up like the French front in World War I. It's always something.

Twas a glorious weekend with La Profesora. We chilled on Viernes and then on Sabado shopped a bit and went out for beers and pizza. The only two purchases were a new wallet for me a whip for her. Que Bueno! It's not too big and doesn't really hurt that much – and the things she can do with it! Astounding!

So i need to get a new phone (no one can hear me on mine) and change carriers. I change to Movistar: which most people have and will be cheaper. I can't get a monthly contract (cheaper still) because I am an illegal alien.

And then i'll place more ads and keep looking for the right flatmate. I may have my life sorted by the middle of December, and then I'll leave for the US for holiday.

You move me ---
You move me ---
With your buildings and your eyes
Autumn woods and winter skies
You move me ---
You move me ---
Open sea and city lights
Busy streets and dizzy heights
You call me ---
You call me ---

Too many hands on my time
Too many feelings ---
Too many things on my mind
When I leave I dont know
What Im hoping to find
When I leave I dont know
What Im leaving behind...

-Rush

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