Innappropriately Bizarre

We must not allow the burden of the boundless greed of a few to be shouldered by all,
- President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva of Brazil, addressing the UN about the US Financial crisis


"This place is like the Hotel California. We can never leave!"
- American Laura, about returning to Madrid

The world around me is bizarre and innappropriate . Bizarrely innappropriate.





True Tales from inside the Metro:

• A saw a dude with crazy white person fro. But he had male pattern baldness. He looked like bozo the clown in a suit jacket with a reverse mohawk
• There were 2 girls, not a day over 15 at the most. One a had red shirt on with white lettering, that read in English; THEY'RE REAL

What do you say to that? Duh, you're fifteen. Or I should fucking hope so! Both seem appropriate responses for an innappropriately bizarre planet.