Thursday, September 11, 2008

Random Shrapnel

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank, Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
-TheRolling Stones

NEEDED:

  • Anyone with hands and at least nine fingers. Please contact the Seattle Seahawks immediately.

  • A conscience for anyone even remotely affiliated with the Republican Party marketing team. You said Palin was a pig, not Obama. Maybe you're right. So her grandson, ..er.. , I mean her son would be Trigg the Pig, no?

  • An EU visa, because if McCain wins, i will be gone another 4 years.

  • A few more body shops for all of the cars that probably got demolished in that hailstorm.

  • 35 year old female. Hottie, likes football (both types), progressive rock, plastic explosives, reading, red leather pants, French maids outfits and beer.

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