I must now reveal a deep dark dirty secret before I throw in my hat for President of the United States of America. Alack, as i did in '88, the only other time i voted absentee, i could not resist the urge to write myself in. I am therefore running on a platform of education for all.
Education gets more and more expensive in the USA. And what are our three most important exports?
Weapons, unfortunately. Entertainment. And TECHNOLGY / KNOWLEDGE! IBM, APPLE, etc, etc. You can't have a nation of dumb asses and still export knowledge. But Shrubby wants education to just be for the rich so they can control the masses. But the Chinese are going to own our asses if we can't compete intellectually and still export knowledge and technology. So in America when i am president, education will be available for all so that China and India don't eat us alive.
Besides, being surrounded by dumb asses sucks! The population here is made of up for poorly educated immigrants and people who went to Spanish public schools, which were purposefully designed to keep people dumb under Franco. Half of these people can't even walk on the street without crashing into each other. They don't cover their mouths when they sneeze and cough. It takes them an ice age to give you back the correct change at a store.
JUST SAY NO TO BEING STUPID! Vote El Dude on November 4th !!!!!!!!!
I have seen the future. It's me.
-El Dude
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