THE EYE OF THE STORM

TRACY JORDAN: You are the best! You know what? I'm gonna make you a mixed tape. You like Phil Collins?
DONAGHY: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
-30 Rock

Our new band, currently referred to as LOST IN TRANSLATION, jammed together for the first time on Tuesday night. It was good. There were some cool things. We shall see. It was me and three guitarists. Very nice! The three of them riffing while i get to hold them together.

THEY SAID IT

The Seester told me today; “You should never sleep with someone who is a friend.”

“So I should only have sex with women I hate?” I asked and then said, “Hmmm...well, I guess it works for everyone else!”

We often wind up disliking the people we mate with. Why waste all that time?

FYI, the Seester is going to have her own talk radio show on Westwood One starting November 1st.

I surrender. The world is insane but Madrid is the epicenter. The eye of the storm.

DRAMA

I have a friend who is in the middle of an existential crisis. I'm sure it will all work out. Or not.

TEMPERATURE

Is this thing even funny anymore? Am I still making sense? I don't hear any laughter.

Oh wait. I do. I hear it now.

It's been all Porcupine Tree Radio here at the flat since i got my ticket yesterday. I am geeked up.

Well, i am off to my first Champions League game ever!!!!

GOD OF THE DAMNED
This is the title for the next tentative novel, about an Internet dating scam artist who's father used to fleece female pen pals out of money from prison.


The KKK took my baby away
-The Ramones