Don't fuck with me Johnny - even from across the Atlantic i'll shred you. So Johnny said he'll balance the budget in 4 years. Yeah, and i'm going to pull a live baby kangaroo out of my ass on Letterman next Tuesday.
I kill you!
-Achmed the Dead Terrorist
- These new classes are at a tobacco company. Oy! Banks - Tobacco companies! I'm always working for the man! Why can't i work for a marijuana company? Something a little more earthy crunchy?
- Our one Spanish friend (female) told our English friend (Female) "Tu culo esta enorme," which means Your Ass is Enormous! The Spanish are very forthright, but honesty is not always the best thing. Wow! That's rough! And of course the chick who said it looks like a supermodel.
- The weather has been gorgeous. Sunny and 70 during the day. You need a sweater at night, which is great.
- The short story- In Another Country is now available from the Spanish Exile Shop
- Nighttime is just like daytime except without the sun.
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